I am Huck
I am Huck
Huck I am

That Huck-I-am!
That Huck-I-am!
I do not like
That Huck-I-am!

Do you like
My foreign plan?

I do not like it,
Huck-I-am.
I do not like
Your foreign plan.

Would you like it
here or there?

I would not like it
here or there.
I would not like it
anywhere.
I do not like
Your foreign plan.
I do not like it, Huck-I-am.

Do you like my
Cuba flop?
Once Against the embargo
Now I’m not?

I do not like your
Cuba flop.
I do not like it
By a lot.
I do not like it
here or there.
I would not like it
anywhere.
I do not like your foreign plan.
I do not like it, Huck-I-am.

Can I tax you,
Take your cash?
Spend your money,
President bash?

No ballot box.
(For Google: Jorja Fox.)
Don’t take my cash.
Don’t President bash.
I would not pick you here or there.
I would not elect you anywhere.
I do not like your foreign plan.
I do not like it, Huck-I-am.

You seem like a
Nice guy to me.
But President you’ll never be.
While in the polls you’ve had a boom
A Huck-a-bust is coming soon.
On Cuba, taxes, amnesty,
I do not trust where you will be.

If the White House you desire,
There are a few things we require:
Core beliefs, consistency,
Not campaign trail expediency.
Know what the NIE’s about,
Quit the pandering,
Do not pout.

Since we can’t be-lieve what you say,
You won’t be ‘round here election day.
Read something more than Dr. Seuss.
Why did you let those convicts loose?
We do not like your foreign plan.
I just can’t vote for Huck-I-am.

Thanks to No Runny Eggs, My Vast Right Wing Conspiricy, and Don Surber for the links!