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BREAKING

The following report was found underneath the porch at Funk and Wagnels.

The Global Alliance For Fabricated Experience (GAFFE) is pleased to announce that plans are being finalized for an additional debate in this years presidential contest. The new debate will be in addition to the three scheduled between John McCain and Barack Obama, and the single vice presidential debate taking place with Senator Biden and Governor Palin.

This fifth debate will feature a face off between Senators Obama and Biden.

Representatives of the two candidates have already agreed to include “energy policy” and “the effects of negative ads on the campaign” as topics for the debate.

If time allows they will also discuss “FDR, Television, and The Great Depression” and the effects of snow on aerodynamics.

It could develop into the best debate of the season.

Here are a few of my favorite reactions (in no particular order) to the “3 a.m. phone call” announcing Windy McGaffe as the VP pick of the Obamessiah and about the upcoming convention.

Ankle Biting Pundits (Patrick Hynes)

It appears as though the media knew about the Biden announcement before the text message went out.

Well, Obama did say his supporters would be the first to know.

Hugh Hewitt at Townhall.com – Obama Picks Cliff the Mailman [Talk about getting to the heart of things in a headline. Jim]

Back to Ankle Biting Pundits, this time from BDP

Actually, of all the choices, Biden is probably the best choice and the one I’m most comfortable with should he have to sit in the big chair. But that’s kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school.

This headline from SYLG – Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dem [Wyatt, I swear I was going to use that for some post this week. I still might. Jim]

That’s just a few, but I’ve run out of time this morning.