Happy New Year! Oh, wait. Something new is popping up on my computer – Hard Drive failure is imminent.

Imminent! I’m not Mr. Spock, but I’m pretty sure that’s not good.

Things that are not imminent:

• The City of Philadelphia erecting a statue of Andy Reid.
• The Mayan end of the world.
• Obama caring about the Constitution.
• Me winning the lottery.
• Me getting a raise.
• Payday.

I cannot lose all my Rule 5 images!

If you won’t do it for me, do it for them.