Category: Ridiculous Headlines

Another Ridiculous Headline »

Unbelievalbe. The headline on this AP story reads: Senate blocks Iraq war money

The more accurate headline would h…

Then They’re Just Not Doing It Right »

My first thought when I read this headline: Report: Abstinence programs don’t…

Understated Headline »

While many headlines are way over the top, this one is the very picture of un…

What Power! »

I didn’t realize that the U.S. House of Representatives had this kind of power: House passes bill affirming global warming exists
What’s next?
House passes bill identifying Big Foot.
Easter Bunnies’ existence confirmed by the House.
Paris Hilton is a huge star says the House.

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Tags: Big-Foot, Easter-Bunny, Global Warming, House of Representatives, Humor, Paris-Hilton

I’ll Bet She Does »

Come on. What would you think reading this headline?
DeGeneres Hopes Jail Changes Hilton
I know what you’re thinking. Perv.
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Tags: Ellen-DeGeneres, Paris-Hilton

First Cup 02.07.07 »

Nancy Astor: “If I were your wife, I would put poison in your coffee.”
Sir Winston Churchill: “And if I were your husband, I would drink it.”
Perhaps I should have waited until later today and filed this as a Ridiculous Headline post. Here’s the AP/Yahoo! Headline:
Democrats seek tougher action on Iraq
Wouldn’t that be a great thing [...]

Ridiculous Headline: Bush braces for fight if GOP loses House »

The headline on the AP story reads: Bush braces for fight if GOP loses House
Everything I’ve seen over the past week or two indicates that the president is upbeat and optimistic about the mid-term elections. What could he have said that generated such a headline?
The only quotes from President Bush in the article are these:
“Every [...]

P.T. Barnum Would Be Proud »

Even though he is incorrectly credited with the line, “There’s a sucker born every minute,” P.T Barnum was a master of promotion. If this story can be sold to the American people, well old Phineas would surely be proud:
Dems to use moderation if they win House
They’re mostly a liberal bunch. Yet the would-be chairmen in [...]