Category Archives: Humor

The News at 1:00

Here is the news a 1:00. NJ Governor Chris Christie announces that he will forego a run for president in 2012 in favor of taking a position with Apple. In his new position he will be tasked with keeping iPhone users updated with the latest product news. Tweet Sphere: Related Content

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02/11/2012

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My Interview with C.H.I.C.K.E.N.

Writing a blog isn’t all bacon and Rule 5 posts. To get the great stories you have to dig deep. This post is a great example. Through exhaustive research and dogged determination I managed to track down the elusive J. Edward Farquar, owner and operator of the Clueless Hack’s Interstate Cottage Key Exchange Network, or … Continue reading

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It All Makes Sense Now

Using sophisticated imaging tools that no one could even imagine back in the 60′s, I have solved a great mystery. (Based on an idea by Doug Powers at Michelle Malkin’s place.) Tweet Sphere: Related Content

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Happy Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving day is full of traditions. For some that will include watching parades, putting up Christmas decorations, and hours of watching football. Of course food, family and friends will play a big part in the day. Some recipes only make it to the table on occasions like today. Well, here is one tradition that should … Continue reading

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Obama’s (Imaginary) Address November 20, 2010

Here is the text of President Obama’s weekly radio address, as prepared (or so I imagine). SOMEWHERE ABOARD GOLF CART ONE — My fellow Americans, it is clear now that many of you acted stupidly on November 2nd. You rubes just don’t get it, do you? We, (notice how inclusive I am) your betters, know … Continue reading

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How The Left Sees Independence

Several days ago President Obama indulged in a bit of creative editing when quoting the Declaration of Independence. The media pursued the omission with their typical vigor. In other words, they ignored it completely. Well how is the President supposed to get his message across if the fourth branch of government doesn’t help? The bit … Continue reading

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Lunchtime List & Lass – 13

As I have mentioned before, it is a really interesting time at work. Well, today is going to be very interesting. The company is changing the structure of my department. Our current team of two (hey, for years it was just me) is going to become two teams, and the team I’m being slated for … Continue reading

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Who Knew?

I remember the school lunch fare when I was growing up to be pretty bland and sadly predictable. Every Friday we had fish sticks. But as bad as those school lunches were (a sandwich and thermos of milk from home were much preferred) I didn’t realize they could be a threat to national security. A … Continue reading

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OIT – Obama Induced Tourettes

There’s a malady sweeping the country that is quickly going from sporadic to epidemic. That disease is OIT, otherwise known as Obama Induced Tourettes. We saw the first public outbreak of OIT last October when Congressman Joe Wilson popped a rupture disk and famously intoned “You Lie.” The condition is triggered by the inability of … Continue reading

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Our New Business Model

While two intrepid investigative reporters, ingeniously disguised as DC socialites, crashed a White House party they found this document underneath some arugula leaves in a kitchen trash can. MEMO FROM: Management TO: All Offices and Personnel RE: Our New Business Model I am sending this out to our entire team to outline and explain our … Continue reading

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