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Obama Inauguration Speech — Advanced Copy!

Posted on : 13-01-2009 | By : Jim Lynch | In : Barack Obama, Featured, Humor

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With just a week to go, I am proud to announce that bRight & Early has obtained an advance copy of Barack Obama’s inauguration speech.

Four Two score and seven years ago our my father(s?) brought forth on this continent a new nation Messiah, conceived in Liberty Kenya, or Hawaii, or somewhere, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal, unless they’re rich or successful. And where they are not equal it is the job of the Government to make them equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war depression. Not The Great Depression, but the next closest thing. And I plan on testing whether that nation, or any nation, so conceived and so dedicated to capitalism and personal freedom, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war big open area in front of the Capitol building. We Many of you have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. your lives to The One. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate—we can not consecrate—we can not hallow—this ground Me, anymore than you have already done. The brave men , living and dead, and women of the press who struggled here to get me elected, have consecrated it, far above our your poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say do here over the next four years, but it can never forget what they did I say here, for I am The One. It is for us the living Government, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work of total Government control which they who fought here have thus far so nobly in years past we could only partially advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion you have elected Me—that we here highly resolve that these dead ideas and ideals shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom–Where my wife, for the first time in her life, can be proud to be an American—and that government of the people Government, by the people elected who know better, for the people control of all power, shall not perish from the earth.

Something about it sounds familiar.

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No Runny Eggs said on 14-01-2009

links from Technoratidoubleplusundead found a couple of potential Mobsters/future Senators (what’s the difference?) practicing the Chicago version of the Good Samaritan (or at least the robbers who preceded the Samaritan). Back to Obama -Jim Lynch “borrowed”an advance copy of his Inauguration speech. Trust me, it’s an instant classic. Steve Hayward outlines my fears that Obama will be the 5th FDR term. Shoebox wonders how the NAA(L)CP could be so economically blind. It

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Townhall.com - No Runny Eggs - TownHall said on 08-01-2009

links from Technoratidoubleplusundead found a couple of potential Mobsters/future Senators (what’s the difference?) practicing the Chicago version of the Good Samaritan (or at least the robbers who preceded the Samaritan). Back to Obama -Jim Lynch “borrowed”an advance copy of his Inauguration speech. Trust me, it’s an instant classic. Steve Hayward outlines my fears that Obama will be the 5th FDR term. Shoebox wonders how the NAA(L)CP could be so economically blind. It

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GM Roper said on 13-01-2009

Jim, it sounds familiar to me also… just can’t seem to place it.

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Jim Lynch said on 13-01-2009

I hope someone can figure it out. It’s baffling me. ;-)

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beth said on 13-01-2009

hahaha

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Jim Lynch said on 13-01-2009

Hi Beth. Thanks for stopping by!

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Stix said on 13-01-2009

That was good. You got a mole in his transition team.

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Jim Lynch said on 13-01-2009

Stix, sometimes a mole can be a good thing.

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Sister Toldjah said on 13-01-2009

Inauguration Nation…

I can appreciate a well-planned, well-orchestrated presidential inauguration as much as the next person, but things are getting out of hand and over the top. A link rundown:
—- Coming to a theater near you: Obama inauguration to air in theaters …

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