I woke up this morning and happened to turn on the TV next to the computer. It was still on TBS from watching last nights playoff games. Airing early this morning: Major League: Back to the Minors.

I played an umpire for twelve days on this film, and you can see me on both first and third. I guess I can look forward to another check with nothing to the left of the decimal point.

UPDATE: If you’re watching right now, I’m the 3rd base ump. (Yes, the fat one.)