BREAKING

The following report was found underneath the porch at Funk and Wagnels.

The Global Alliance For Fabricated Experience (GAFFE) is pleased to announce that plans are being finalized for an additional debate in this years presidential contest. The new debate will be in addition to the three scheduled between John McCain and Barack Obama, and the single vice presidential debate taking place with Senator Biden and Governor Palin.

This fifth debate will feature a face off between Senators Obama and Biden.

Representatives of the two candidates have already agreed to include “energy policy” and “the effects of negative ads on the campaign” as topics for the debate.

If time allows they will also discuss “FDR, Television, and The Great Depression” and the effects of snow on aerodynamics.

It could develop into the best debate of the season.