This week’s Caption Contest is over and the list of winners has been delivered by a Greyhound Bus with monster truck tires. I know many of you didn’t sleep well last night in anticipation of the results. Well, here they are:

5th Place - Maggie Mama: After Clark’s mouthing off in recent days about McCain’s service to our nation, THIS is the LAST photo you will see of Obama and Clark sitting shoulder to shoulder.

4th Place - Shoebox: “If I can just make it until the end of the school year. An empty bus won’t leave as big a mark!”

3rd Place - Dana: “You know, I really look a lot more presidential than this black guy.”

“I already kicked Hillary’s butt; why do I have to put up with another Friend of Bill?”

2nd Place - GM Roper: Obama: “Of course I don’t support the general’s comments about McCain, unless of course I do and when I don’t I do unless I don’t. I hope that clears it up for you.”

1st Place - DMick: “What’s that? The bus is waiting outside? General, if you’d step this way…”