So Accurate It’s Scary
Posted on : 12-06-2008 | By : Jim Lynch | In : 2008, Barack Obama, Humor
Tags: 2008, Barack Obama, Humor
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Moron Pundit has created the Obama Policy Generator, a bit of technological wizardry so accurate it’s scary. Here’s an example:
Live From Houston
by Moron PunditDemocratic Presidential hopeful Barack Obama gave a speech here today detailing his breathtaking new policy proposals:
Hello! It’s so wonderful to be here in Tehran today!
You see, the thing is er… um… I can’t hear myself think… The cost would be… I’m glad you’re fired up… this Decadent War in Iraq has taken money away that we could be spending on something important, like finding the true killer of Nicole Simpson.
At this point, dozens of women fainted and three men in Abercrombie and Fitch shirts started making out. He continued:
People of Shunk, you deserve better than the policies of Ann Colter. By ensuring that NO undocumented citizen gets left behind we will bring prosperity to Scientologists.Also, by working with our enemies, Canada, we can defeat those who deny us hope. Only then will allies like Iran give us the respect we deserve.
(h/t: No Runny Eggs)
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