Former president Bill Clinton reached out for your best captions, and here is what he found:

6th Place: Cowboy Blob — Make a Wish!

5th Place: Wyatt Earp — Bill Clinton follows his instincts when Sharon Stone crosses her legs.

4th Place: Rodney Dill — Bill: “Grab my ankles… I can’t reach their wallets yet.”

3rd Place: RT — Even though Bill likes to be touched by complete strangers, the AARP’s move to have him crowd surf was a bit unnerving.

2nd Place: elliot — Bill finally “inhales”, here Secret Service men try to keep him the jumping into what he imagines is a “mosh pit”.

1st Place: Deathlok — Finally, after years of trying to break through the dimensional barrier, the forces of Hell finally drag Clinton back to where he belongs.

The new caption contest is ready for your best efforts.