Here are the winners of the Parry and Thrust edition of the Seven Day Caption Contest:

5th place — Cowboy Blob — I find that Tybalt cancels out Capo Ferro! Don’t you agree?

4th place — Wyatt Earp — John McCain and Helen Thomas spar during a recent press conference.

3rd place — elliot — Grampa had enough, Louis hid his glass of false teeth for the last time.

2nd place — Deathlok — Steel Plate. . .Check!
Titanium Hip. . . Check!
Aluminium Foil . . .Ch. . .Hey!

1st Place — Leo Pusateri — In the longest democrat primary season ever, with both candidates refusing to concede, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama finally decide to settle it in the year 2035 with foils in a fight to the death match.

Now to find a picture for the new contest.