I have a somewhat unusual sense of humor. I read things and hear things differently (some would say bizarrely different) than most other people. Fortunately I’m not alone. So, instead of avoiding that trait I’ve decided to celebrate it with a new irregular feature for those who see things like I do — It’s Not What You Think.

Man arrested in Texas for trying to cash $360 billion check — Surprisingly, this is not a story about Obama’s tax plans.

Bush has not raised Georgia worries with Putin: White House What I was expecting: “Hey Vlad, what do you think I should do about that damn Georgia peanut farmer that can’t keep his mouth shut?” It’s actually about a different Georgia. Who knew?

Obama fights perception he is elitist… by cleaning his arugula with Perrier instead of Bling H2O.

US Candidates Appeal to Voters’ Wallets Ahead of Next Primary — Wallets say “no thanks.”

Lawmakers seek more foreign drug plant checks — Junket requests at an all time “high”?

A NC voter sizes up Obama, Clinton, and finally decides Discovers Hillary has the bigger set.

Senators ready dueling energy plans — Pistols at thirty paces can generate .000001 kW/H

Goat surprises owner by giving birth to quintuplets — Told him she was on the pill.