Oh Hillary C.
Posted on : 10-03-2008 | By : Jim Lynch | In : 2008, Humor
Tags: 2008, Hillary Clinton, Humor
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I’m feeling my Irish roots tonight, so I “composed” this little ditty to the tune of Danny Boy.
Oh Hillary C., your lies are all unraveling
Your resume is less than you’ve made out.
The claims are big, but they don’t match reality
Folks who were there have raised some serious doubt.
You said that you brought peace to Northern Ireland
Opened the borders there in Kosovo
But that’s not how some other folks remember things
Oh Hillary C., those folks were there so they should know.
You tried to make the speach you gave in China
Sound like a diplomatic super-coup.
You had to “corkscrew” in to visit Bosnia
Does that give Sinbad “experience” like you?
When Bill was Prez, you urged him to bomb Serbia
And bomb he did, we’re sure that you’re so proud.
Telling tall tales must surely not disturb ya,
We hear you boast and want to laugh out loud.
We hear you boast and want to laugh out loud.
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