There are so many songs that would have worked, but I decided to go with the Roy Orbeson classic.

I was ordained for a while
I could smile for a while
But I saw polls last night
That say the race is so tight
Time to play the media ho’
It’s what I do well
They couldn’t tell
That I’ve been crying right on cue,
Crying is what I do
It worked well before
Look at the New Hampshire score,
So I’ll keep crying, crying, crying, crying
It’s hard to figure out
But when winning’s in doubt
I Can start crying

Others:
Little Green Footballs
Sister Toldjah
Wizbang
Blue Crab Boulevard