BDS Ends Fuel Dependence

I’m a frickin’ genuis! I have solved the problem of our dependence on foreign fuel sources and found a way to put BDS to a good use at the same time.

It’s simple really, now that this technology is available.

US and Canadian scientists have built a novel device that effortlessly harvests energy from human movements.

The adapted knee brace, outlined in the journal Science, can generate enough energy to power a mobile phone for 30 minutes from one minute of walking.

My plan is quite simple really, we fit every Code Pinko and Moveron.org member with one of those devices. Their knee-jerk reactions to anything President Bush says or does should be enough to power a few good size cities.

Man, I can’t wait until the royalty checks start rolling in.

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