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BDS Ends Fuel Dependence

Posted on : 08-02-2008 | By : Jim Lynch | In : Humor, Technology, The Left

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I’m a frickin’ genuis! I have solved the problem of our dependence on foreign fuel sources and found a way to put BDS to a good use at the same time.

It’s simple really, now that this technology is available.

US and Canadian scientists have built a novel device that effortlessly harvests energy from human movements.

The adapted knee brace, outlined in the journal Science, can generate enough energy to power a mobile phone for 30 minutes from one minute of walking.

My plan is quite simple really, we fit every Code Pinko and Moveron.org member with one of those devices. Their knee-jerk reactions to anything President Bush says or does should be enough to power a few good size cities.

Man, I can’t wait until the royalty checks start rolling in.

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Don Surber » 2008 » February said on 02-08-2008

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Blue Crab Boulevard » Energy Crisis? What Energy Crisis? said on 02-08-2008

[...] He is, as he modestly notes, a frickin’ genius! [...]
Bleepless said on 02-09-2008

Don’t forget the hot air.
Dr. Sanity: CARNIVAL OF THE INSANITIES said on 02-10-2008

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Pirate’s Cove » Blog Archive » Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup said on 02-10-2008

[...] can end fuel dependence. Jim at bRight & Early tells us [...]