Primary Warning Labels
Jim Lynch December 13th, 2007 10:08 am
Many people got a laugh out of the Wacky Warning Label Contest where the winning label advised, “Danger: Avoid Death”. That got me thinking, shouldn’t there be warning labels applied to the 2008 presidential primary candidates? Here are a few to get you started. Leave yours in the comments and I’ll try to move them here as I get the chance. If you have a photoshop entry you can send it to lakelandjim at gmail dot com.
Mitt Romney — WARNING: Objects in the mirror may be closer than they appear.
Hillary Clinton — DANGER: Contains toxic amounts of socialist programs.
Mike Huckabee — NOTICE: Be aware that this product may inflate and deflate very rapidly. Use caution when jumping on the band wagon.
Barack Obama — HAZARD: Standing between this candidate and “She Who Should Rule” can be hazerdous to your health and well being
Your turn.
From my favorite pirate William Teach:
John Edwards — Warning: May be hiding under wife’s skirt
Denis Kuchinich — Warning: Hottie wife may distract from moonbattery
Hillary Clinton — Caution: Husband may try and get into your wife’s or daughters skirt
Joe Biden — Warning: you may have to learn where Delaware actually is
Bill Richardson — Warning: UFO crossing
Ron Paul — Caution: Truthers Aboard
Rudy — Warning: Alimony may exceed earnings
William also sent this along:
Jay at Stop The ACLU said, “Even though I’m rooting for Thompson, I can’t resist but to play into the meme he’s been stuck with.”
Thompson — Warning: May Cause Drowsiness
Rudy — Warning: Gun Grabbin May Occur
From Political Pistachio’s Douglas Gibbs:
Any Democrat Candidate — Warning! [no need to add anything else]
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John Edwards – Warning: May be hiding under wife’s skirt
Denis Kuchinich – Warning: Hottie wife may distract from moonbattery
Hillary Clinton – Caution: Husband may try and get into your wife’s or daughters skirt
Joe Biden – Warning: you may have to learn where Delaware actually is
Bill Richardson – Warning: UFO crossing
Ron Paul – Caution: Truthers Aboard
Rudy – Warning: Alimony may exceed earnings
Even though I’m rooting for Thompson, I can’t resist but to play into the meme he’s been stuck with.
Thompson: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness
Rudy: Warning: Gun Grabbin May Occur
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Any Democrat Candidate – - – Warning! [no need to add anything else]