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Posted on : 13-12-2007 | By : Jim Lynch | In : 2008, Humor
Tags: 2008, Hillary Clinton, Humor
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Chelsea Clinton-Obama announced today that she will successfully invent a working time machine thirteen years from now. The information was delivered to her by her future self.
“This invention will allow me to fulfill a lifelong dream of mine, to correct some of mothers historical ‘inaccuracies‘. ”












