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Chelsea Clinton-Obama announced today that she will successfully invent a working time machine thirteen years from now. The information was delivered to her by her future self.

“This invention will allow me to fulfill a lifelong dream of mine, to correct some of mothers historicalinaccuracies‘. ”

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