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By Jim Lynch on Dec 13, 2007 in 2008, Humor
Story Embargoed until December 15th, 2022
Chelsea Clinton-Obama announced today that she will successfully invent a working time machine thirteen years from now. The information was delivered to her by her future self.
“This invention will allow me to fulfill a lifelong dream of mine, to correct some of mothers historical ‘inaccuracies‘. ”








