I’m sure by now that you’ve probably seen the series of articles the AP has been doing on the candidate’s “personal” side. Today they take a look at the candidate’s favorite joke. None of them will be appearing on Last Comic Standing next season. Lamest attempt — The Iron[y] Queen:

(smiling): “I’m not going to tell you.”

I think Fred Thompson had the best answer:

Favorite joke is “presidential debates,” campaign says.

There is no joke attributed to Ron Paul. I’ll let you insert your own joke here.