A Shillary Christmas

Hillary Clinton shows us her idea of giving: Take your money, give a little bit back to you in the form of inefficient and perhaps unwanted government programs.

Note: I’m really happy with the way these turned out. I’ll be keeping this up at the top for a while.

To cleanse your palate if you watched that video — A few Hillary Carols for you:

I’ll be in your wallet

I’ll be in your wallet;
You can count on me.
You won’t know where your money goes
The “Village” don’t run for free.
I will try to tell you
I’m softer than I seem.
I’ll be in your wallet
If only in my dreams.

The Clinton Song
(Social Programs For Everyone)

Social programs for everyone
De-pend on the government
She knows better than you little peons
How your money should be spent

Everybody knows her universal health care plan
was destroyed by wingers right
We’ll have lines like the Ca-na-di-ans
But she can say she won the fight

You know if Hill’ry gets her way
There will be total economic hell to pay
And when we’re living in
This nanny state
We will be subject to historic tax rates.

So if you’re offering to
to vote for her, here’s what I
Want you to do
Kiss all your money and your freedoms
Goodbye; “Hill’ry Clinton screwed you”

Link Thanks to Steveegg, Velvet Hammer, Don, Brian, and Gaius.

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