Home and Garden Network to Host Next Debate

Jim Lynch November 30th, 2007 6:47 am

In a cable television coup, the Home and Garden Network has landed the next presidential debate. It will be co-hosted by Martha Stewart and that irritating gardening guy with the goofy mustache.

“We heard about the large number of plants in the past two debates and realized that we would be the logical choice for the next forum,” a spokesman for the network announced.

“While plants can improve the curb appeal of any home and are simple to work with, it is best to learn from the professionals.”

“CNN and YouTube made a half-hearted attempt, but sometimes you just have to call a ficus a ficus,” concluded the spokesman.

Candidates will be invited to participate in denim and flannel. Question will be vetted by the Department of Agriculture.

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13 Responses to “Home and Garden Network to Host Next Debate”

  1. 1 steveeggon 30 Nov 2007 at 8:21 am

    Outstanding. I needed the laugh after the disaster that was last night.

    Let’s see if a shameless plug I left over at Michelle Malkin’s site gets you any traffic.

  2. 2 Michelle Malkin » CNN’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policyon 30 Nov 2007 at 8:22 am

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  3. 3 No Runny Eggs » Blog Archive » HGTV to host the next debate*on 30 Nov 2007 at 8:27 am

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  4. 4 steveeggon 30 Nov 2007 at 8:31 am

    Now how did that pick up a comment as a pingback?

  5. 5 Liberty Punditon 30 Nov 2007 at 8:34 am

    Was There Anyone Asking Questions That Wasn’t A Plant?…

    Man, they just keep coming out of the woodwork. What is this, six or so people, now? Out of wha…
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  6. 6 Stop The ACLU » Blog Archive » Was There Anyone Asking Questions That Wasn’t A Plant?on 30 Nov 2007 at 8:40 am

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  9. 9 Don Singletonon 30 Nov 2007 at 1:05 pm

    Stalking???…

    But the most humorous response to CNN using plants to ask questions at the debate came from Jim Lynch who blogged …….

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  12. 12 Sissy Willison 02 Dec 2007 at 8:51 am

    I came here via Dr. Sanity’s Carnival of the Insanities. As Martha would say, “It’s a GOOD thing.” :-)

  13. 13 Dr. Sanity: CARNIVAL OF THE INSANITIESon 02 Dec 2007 at 9:26 am

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