In a cable television coup, the Home and Garden Network has landed the next presidential debate. It will be co-hosted by Martha Stewart and that irritating gardening guy with the goofy mustache.
“We heard about the large number of plants in the past two debates and realized that we would be the logical choice for the next forum,” a spokesman for the network announced.
“While plants can improve the curb appeal of any home and are simple to work with, it is best to learn from the professionals.”
“CNN and YouTube made a half-hearted attempt, but sometimes you just have to call a ficus a ficus,” concluded the spokesman.
Candidates will be invited to participate in denim and flannel. Question will be vetted by the Department of Agriculture.
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Outstanding. I needed the laugh after the disaster that was last night.
Let’s see if a shameless plug I left over at Michelle Malkin’s site gets you any traffic.
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Now how did that pick up a comment as a pingback?
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I came here via Dr. Sanity’s Carnival of the Insanities. As Martha would say, “It’s a GOOD thing.”
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