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Home and Garden Network to Host Next Debate

Posted on : 30-11-2007 | By : Jim Lynch | In : 2008, Humor

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In a cable television coup, the Home and Garden Network has landed the next presidential debate. It will be co-hosted by Martha Stewart and that irritating gardening guy with the goofy mustache.

“We heard about the large number of plants in the past two debates and realized that we would be the logical choice for the next forum,” a spokesman for the network announced.

“While plants can improve the curb appeal of any home and are simple to work with, it is best to learn from the professionals.”

“CNN and YouTube made a half-hearted attempt, but sometimes you just have to call a ficus a ficus,” concluded the spokesman.

Candidates will be invited to participate in denim and flannel. Question will be vetted by the Department of Agriculture.

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Comments (13)

steveegg said on 30-11-2007

Outstanding. I needed the laugh after the disaster that was last night.

Let’s see if a shameless plug I left over at Michelle Malkin’s site gets you any traffic.
Michelle Malkin » CNN’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy said on 30-11-2007

Kramer auto Pingback[...] late; Jim Lynch at bRight & Early is “reporting” the Home and Garden Network is hosting the next debate, with Martha Stewart and some mustachioed [...]
No Runny Eggs » Blog Archive » HGTV to host the next debate* said on 30-11-2007

[...] Jim Lynch at bRight & Early reports on the coup of the campaign season. I’m not going to steal his material, so get over there to read it. [...]
steveegg said on 30-11-2007

Now how did that pick up a comment as a pingback?
Liberty Pundit said on 30-11-2007

Was There Anyone Asking Questions That Wasn’t A Plant?…

Man, they just keep coming out of the woodwork. What is this, six or so people, now? Out of wha…
Popularity: unranked [?]……
Stop The ACLU » Blog Archive » Was There Anyone Asking Questions That Wasn’t A Plant? said on 30-11-2007

[...] Jim suggests a new host for the next debate. [...]
Don Surber » Blog Archive » The week that was said on 30-11-2007

[...] STORY OF THE NEXT WEEK: Via Jim Lynch: “Home and Garden Network to Host Next Debate.” [...]
NEW CABLE NETWORK FOR DEBATES « Texas Hold ‘Em Blogger said on 30-11-2007

[...] Lynch at bRight & Early is reporting that HGTV will be hosting the nest round of presidential debates, with Martha Stewart and that [...]
Don Singleton said on 30-11-2007

Stalking???…

But the most humorous response to CNN using plants to ask questions at the debate came from Jim Lynch who blogged …….
Whoops, There Goes Another Democratic Plant (Wizbang) said on 30-11-2007

Kramer auto Pingback[...] I have discovered that the next debate will be held on the Home and Garden Channel. [...]
Blue Crab Boulevard » Exciting Debate News! said on 30-11-2007

[...] an exclusive score for the blogosphere, Jim Lynch, proprietor of bRight and Early, the essential coffee-fueled blog, has discovered the next sponsor for a Presidential debate. [...]
Sissy Willis said on 02-12-2007

I came here via Dr. Sanity’s Carnival of the Insanities. As Martha would say, “It’s a GOOD thing.” :-)

Dr. Sanity: CARNIVAL OF THE INSANITIES said on 02-12-2007

Kramer auto Pingback[...] hours of humiliation. More plants. How does your garden grow…. Just ordinary people. Where the next debate should be hosted.6. Still premature even at that age? It was 60 years ago today…. There’s got to be a morning [...]