Jihad Jeopardy
By Jim Lynch on Sep 13, 2006 in Humor
Remember, your response must be in the form of a question. Here are the possible categories for our game of Jihad Jeopardy:
| Know Your Curvy Swords | The Dixie Chicks And Other Women Who, Although They Won’t Cover Themselves, Are Cool With Us | Names Without “Muhammad” In Them | Rights Denied To Women By God | Infamous Infidels |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Name That Cab Driver | Famous Muslim Last Names Containing Less Than 23 Consonants | Lionel Richie Songs That Go Perfect with Beheadings | U.S. Presidents. . . Who Will Die Boiling In A Cauldron Of Oil Heated By The Fires Of Hell | Toys And Games That Children Can Be Beheaded For Playing With |
| Airports With Really Lame Security | Sand, Sand, Everywhere Sand | Why All Americans Must Die | Convenience Store Owners Who Look Like That Iranian President Guy | Rhymes With Hezbollah |
| Wars In The History Of Man Not Started By The Jews | Smells Like Shiite | Famous Well-Endowed Dictators | Maniacal Mullahs | Things That Make You Declare Jihad |
We have the categories, now we just need the questions and answers. Leave your suggestions in the comments. If you have other categories to suggest, those are welcome too.
(h/t: Mark Stevens, WLKF — Mayhem in the AM)
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Famous Infidels for $100.00
Who is Jim Lynch????
heh
Debbie | Sep 13, 2006 | Reply
You have control of the board. Pick your category.
Jim Lynch | Sep 13, 2006 | Reply
I must take issue with one of your categories: Wars In The History Of Man Not Started By The Jews. There couldn’t possibly be any answers to that category, again based upon the subject matter of your board.
Might I suggest another category if you decide to expand? Good Cartoon or Bad Cartoon.
Chad Evans | Sep 13, 2006 | Reply
I have a category for which there are no questions:
Famous Muslim Inventors of the 20th century.
bernie | Sep 13, 2006 | Reply
Lionel Richie Songs That Go Perfect with Beheadings for $200:
What is “All Night Long”?
Aw heck, let’s go for $500:
What is “Can’t Slow Down”?
heh, there are zillions:
http://www.oldielyrics.com/l/lionel_richie.html
The MaryHunter | Sep 13, 2006 | Reply