Jihad Jeopardy

Remember, your response must be in the form of a question. Here are the possible categories for our game of Jihad Jeopardy:

Know Your Curvy Swords The Dixie Chicks And Other Women Who, Although They Won’t Cover Themselves, Are Cool With Us Names Without “Muhammad” In Them Rights Denied To Women By God Infamous Infidels
Name That Cab Driver Famous Muslim Last Names Containing Less Than 23 Consonants Lionel Richie Songs That Go Perfect with Beheadings U.S. Presidents. . . Who Will Die Boiling In A Cauldron Of Oil Heated By The Fires Of Hell Toys And Games That Children Can Be Beheaded For Playing With
Airports With Really Lame Security Sand, Sand, Everywhere Sand Why All Americans Must Die Convenience Store Owners Who Look Like That Iranian President Guy Rhymes With Hezbollah
Wars In The History Of Man Not Started By The Jews Smells Like Shiite Famous Well-Endowed Dictators Maniacal Mullahs Things That Make You Declare Jihad

We have the categories, now we just need the questions and answers. Leave your suggestions in the comments. If you have other categories to suggest, those are welcome too.

(h/t: Mark Stevens, WLKF — Mayhem in the AM)

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10 Responses to Jihad Jeopardy

  1. Debbie says:

    Famous Infidels for $100.00

    Who is Jim Lynch????

    heh

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  2. Jim Lynch says:

    You have control of the board. Pick your category. ;-)

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  5. Chad Evans says:

    I must take issue with one of your categories: Wars In The History Of Man Not Started By The Jews. There couldn’t possibly be any answers to that category, again based upon the subject matter of your board.

    Might I suggest another category if you decide to expand? Good Cartoon or Bad Cartoon.

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  9. bernie says:

    I have a category for which there are no questions:

    Famous Muslim Inventors of the 20th century.

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  10. Lionel Richie Songs That Go Perfect with Beheadings for $200:

    What is “All Night Long”?

    Aw heck, let’s go for $500:

    What is “Can’t Slow Down”?

    heh, there are zillions:
    http://www.oldielyrics.com/l/lionel_richie.html

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