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Jihad Jeopardy

Posted on : 13-09-2006 | By : Jim Lynch | In : Humor

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Remember, your response must be in the form of a question. Here are the possible categories for our game of Jihad Jeopardy:

Know Your Curvy Swords The Dixie Chicks And Other Women Who, Although They Won’t Cover Themselves, Are Cool With Us Names Without “Muhammad” In Them Rights Denied To Women By God Infamous Infidels
Name That Cab Driver Famous Muslim Last Names Containing Less Than 23 Consonants Lionel Richie Songs That Go Perfect with Beheadings U.S. Presidents. . . Who Will Die Boiling In A Cauldron Of Oil Heated By The Fires Of Hell Toys And Games That Children Can Be Beheaded For Playing With
Airports With Really Lame Security Sand, Sand, Everywhere Sand Why All Americans Must Die Convenience Store Owners Who Look Like That Iranian President Guy Rhymes With Hezbollah
Wars In The History Of Man Not Started By The Jews Smells Like Shiite Famous Well-Endowed Dictators Maniacal Mullahs Things That Make You Declare Jihad

We have the categories, now we just need the questions and answers. Leave your suggestions in the comments. If you have other categories to suggest, those are welcome too.

(h/t: Mark Stevens, WLKF — Mayhem in the AM)

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Famous Infidels for $100.00

Who is Jim Lynch????

heh

You have control of the board. Pick your category. ;-)

United Nations, going, going, gone?…

Americans are fed up with the United Nations and want America to pull out. Apparently John Bolton agrees. ‘The United States should give the United Nations until the end of the year to reform and then consider cutting back on…

[...] Jim over at bRight and Early is soliciting questions and answers for his new game show project he's developing for one of the major television networks. Please remember, your response must be in the form of a question. [...]

I must take issue with one of your categories: Wars In The History Of Man Not Started By The Jews. There couldn’t possibly be any answers to that category, again based upon the subject matter of your board.

Might I suggest another category if you decide to expand? Good Cartoon or Bad Cartoon.

[...] I’ll take ‘Things That Make You Declare Jihad’ for $200 Jim. [...]

Jihad Jeopardy…

I reckon y'all really need to head on over to that thar bRight (I get it!) & Early place, and check out Jihad Jeopardy.
Some answers from Pirate's Cove:

Know Your Curvy Swords: what would be a scimitar (or cutlass)
The Dixie Chicks An…

Jihad Jeopardy…

Remember, your response must be in the form of a question. Here are the possible categories for our game of Jihad Jeopardy….

I have a category for which there are no questions:

Famous Muslim Inventors of the 20th century.

Lionel Richie Songs That Go Perfect with Beheadings for $200:

What is “All Night Long”?

Aw heck, let’s go for $500:

What is “Can’t Slow Down”?

heh, there are zillions:
http://www.oldielyrics.com/l/lionel_richie.html