Nancy Astor: “If I were your wife, I would put poison in your coffee.”
Sir Winston Churchill: “And if I were your husband, I would drink it.”

Blue Crab Boulevard Grain Of Salt — “Reuters has a report that a French newspaper has announced unconfirmed reports that Osama bin Laden has died. It’s a sort of “I know a guy who knows a guy who heard” type of report and nobody else is reporting this, so don’t go breaking out the bubbly.”

Captain’s Quarters (Ed Morrissey) Typhoid Osama? Well, Maybe — “A leak from French intelligence hit the wires late last night and spread rapidly around the world. The information: Osama bin Laden died in a cave of typhoid last month. However, questions about the reliability of that intel have already prompted the French to admit that they have no confirmation of Osama’s death:”

The Strata-Sphere (A.J. Strata) Bin Laden Dead? — “I would have preferred a public execution, but if the great Muslim Warrior died hiding in a cave then that might be a fitting end to the mad man’s life.”

GOP Bloggers (Mark Noonan) Democrats Demand Voter Fraud Continue — “Democrats are essentially saying that the effort to obtain ID is so difficult for Democratic voters that requiring ID is like the old Jim Crow poll taxes designed to keep black Americans from voting. Don’t the Democrats realise how insulting they are being towards their own constituents? Or, perhaps we should ask if they really are too dumb to get an ID if they continue to keep voting for people who insult them?”